
The sundering has happened. Deathwing has returned.
What are you going to do?
Lets hunt some dragons!
With Outland serving as the strategic battlefront in the ongoing Burning Crusade, the naaru recently used Tempest Keep to reach the shattered land. However, when the naaru set out from their stronghold, Prince Kael'thas and his blood elves quickly raided the dimensional fortress and assumed control over its satellite structures.
Now, guided by some unknown purpose, Kael'thas manipulates the keep's otherworldly technologies, using them to harness the chaotic energies of the Netherstorm itself.
Though Kael'thas and his minions maintain a tight hold on the keep, a band of draenei recently hijacked one of its satellite structures, the Exodar, and used it to escape Outland. In seeking out other worlds, the draenei, led by the ancient prophet, Velen, hoped to find allies who would stand with them against the Legion and its nihilistic Crusade.
Heya Guildies!
I am putting together a ten man raid team to explore current raid content, and am asking for Guildies who are interested in joining the raid team to leave their name with me. The requirements are that you have to be level 80 and, well, that's about it really. Clearly, there are ten spots to fill, with all roles currently open. If more than ten people express interest, then the team will be rotated so everyone gets a go.
Please note, this is *not* strictly for progression, rather, the focus is on having fun. Skill and gear are irrelevant. If we manage to progress past Naxxramas, that's a bonus, but we're there for a good time first and foremost, and to see content we wouldn't normally get to see.
So, if you're interested in joining the team, leave your name with me! First run will be in Naxxramas at 7:30 server time, Thursday 18th March. In the meantime, read up on Naxx - specifically, the boss fights. I'll hopefully see you there!
- Abbie
But Abs, you say, what on Earth are you on about in your headline?
Well, my dear readers and esteemed Guilderino's, I am so glad you asked! Allow me to whinge. Err...explain.
If you have Pugged at all for any length of time, or even just casually joined a group to smack, say, Van Cleef about the face and neck, you have probably met Mr. That Guy. Aye, y'all know who I'm talking about, he's the guy that will make your PuG an altogether unpleasant experience. Sometimes, if you've walked under any ladders, broken the odd mirror, passed a black Cat or perhaps even murdered a Chinese person (lower that eyebrow! I hear it's bad luck...I could be wrong though lol) - you might even have the severe misfortune of having TWO Mr. That Guy's in your group! This is a supreme example of when you should run, arms flailing wildly in the air, squealing like a little schoolgirl, for the nearest exit. If you don't, these guys will most likely ruin your day.
Mr. That Guy delights in pointing out any mistake - in his all-important opinion - that you make. Of course, he can't do any wrong. He is one big slab of perfect awesomeness. Mr. That Guy was never a newbie, readers, hell no! The moment he started playing the game, he absorbed all the knowledge there is to know about the Wowniverse, by some as yet unexplained process of osmosis. Let's face it, he's a pro - and we're not. Or so he'd like you to believe.
If you wipe, he'll ragequit most likely, but not before telling all and sundry how bad they are at playing the game. If you do something wrong, he'll abuse you, rather than offer some helpful advice. Plebs like us aren't worthy of the air he breathes.
Stay with me, I do have a point coming...Fact is, no one likes this guy. He thinks he's great but we know better, don't we? All the skill in the world does not give you or him the right to act like this toward anyone. Keep in mind, there are real people behind these toons, and maybe they aren't as experienced as you - but that's fine, right? Try to explain what to do, if they dont know. Be constructive, not abusive.
Don't forget, there was a time when you, and I, didn't know what to do. And I, for one, would have been grateful for some tips. In face-to-face society, that kind of behaviour is unacceptable anywhere you go, thus, having the anonymity of the Interwebs to hide behind, does not - or rather, should not, give anyone licence to act like a tool. So now that I'm down from my Soapbox, and have dribbled on for too much of your time already, dear Guilderino's, I shall leave you with this: Don't be That Guy, no one will like you ;-P
Oh, and if you join a group and wish to play a game of Identify the Tosser with yourself, just look for the Deathknight ;-D
- Abbie
Greetings, my esteemed Guilderinos.
I have been tasked by our ever-radiant GM to do a bit of writing from time to time on the site. No wukkas, thinks I, so what should I ramble on about first? I know, I thought to myself, why not start by introducing myself? Fantastic idea, me.
Disturbing adoration for myself aside, let's commence the introductions, shall we? I have (at present) two level 80 toons in the Guild; Abbie the Paladin (who's gorgeous, smiling visage you can see above), and Adelle, the sexy Druid. I have been playing WoW for way, waaaay too long - since day 1 pretty much - and thusly, have accumulated a grand total of 7 80's. I know, it's a bit sad, but what can I say? My name is Abbie, and I'm an Altoholic.
I have been here for a day, and I already feel at home - and believe me, I'm very fussy when it comes to Guilds. Everyone I've spoken to thus far have been very welcoming and friendly, and I genuinely look forward to meeting you if I haven't already, and getting to know you all. As you get to know me, you'll notice that I have an extreme disdain, almost hatred, for Death Knights. And yes, I do have one. Why Abs, I hear you ask, do you have a DK if you dislike them so? Well, my friends, I simply couldn't tell you. It's a perpetual mystery to me as well.
I'll take this opportunity, then, to extend a warm welcome to...me...and I'm sure you - yes, you - and I, will have a blast. And before I wrap this up, let me just say that if there's anything I can do to help, don't hesitate to ask. Oh, and stay tuned for more intellectually stimulating (or not) posts from yours truly, they really could be about anything *cue eerie music*.
Cheerio!
- Abbie.
PS - Get cracking on those photos for the competition people! You want to win lots of golds don't you? Of course you do!